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sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

  • Sherlock: YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?
  • Moriarty: YEAH
  • Sherlock: DUDE ME TOO
  • Moriarty: OH MY GOD
  • *HIGH FIVE*
  • *Theme music plays*

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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terminologist:

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terminologist:

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